citations summer fashion crime

  It's that time of year when I put on my police uniform fashion and to the streets, where criminals hide. They are everywhere.

With photographer Abel Uribe together to document the crimes, I collected my yearbook fashion crimes I spotted on my travels around the city.

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Crime: tight clothes

Why: You thought you were going to lose weight.

Solution: Give it up and go one size - or two.

Ouch!

Crime: sunburn

Why: Painful - even watching, linked to wrinkles, cancer

Solution: Solar

I SEE LONDON ...

Crime: a short skirt and too tight for this pose

Why: strangers know what color underwear you sport.

Solution: Dress for the activity, but are only available in mini-microphone.

GREAT!

Crime: Nasty chipped feet, toenails

Why: High yuck factor

Solution: Clean, new nails, pedicure, closed shoes